sean murphy
Hi I ride a Ninja 9R and plan shortly to move from the UK to join my girlfriend in ottawa. I“m either planning on shipping my bike over or finding the nearest dealer to get hold of the new black Z1000. I“m appealing for knowledge in-order to meet new bikers and plan ride outs, a good laugh and change the world with. Other than that...
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